I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.
“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”
Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.
- Fuckboy: i love you
- Me: are you rich?
- Fuckboy: no.....
- Me: ✔ Seen 8:34
im only motivated to sort out my life when i have good music playing
i took some nudes yesterday and today……and like……..how do i hit myself up………….